Your man St Peter had a word with our man Senan Largey:

Saint Peter:  Senan my son: I have some good news for you and I have some bad news for you.

Senan:  Mary mother of Jesus!  Will yer be tellin' me the good news first please St Pete? 

Saint Peter:  The good news is that you've got terminal cancer and have only got 24 hours to live.

Senan:  Jesus Bloody Christ St Peter!: Terminal Cancer and only 24 hours to live and that's the good news? 

Senan:  You'd better tell me then: what in the hell is the bad news St Peter?

Saint Peter:  The bad news Senan is that I've been trying to get hold of you since yesterday.

I hope this brings one of your Cheshire Cat grins to your face Senan:  You will always live on in my heart as a man of great mirth and hilarity who would gift us all with your infectious humour and make us laugh out loud uncontrollably until it hurt.  Were there but more people like you Senan...